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leanne ([personal profile] regives) wrote2017-07-13 10:50 pm
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[personal profile] baguablade 2017-11-25 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why are you doing this to me

ANYWAY Cain just gives her a vaguely horrified look. He has to carry all of their awful, screaming root children?
]

But Darling, don't you think the first thing they should be is the most beautiful woman in the world?

[ help, it's catching ]
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[personal profile] baguablade 2017-12-02 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, let's.

[ His words are a little too quick with his relief. It's still just a vegetable, even if it's screaming, and keeping it from screaming if they slip carrying it sounds like a great idea.

...it's not really their child, okay!

...

It's like putting it down for a nap, maybe? Cain eyes the bundle warily.
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Er. How do we do that? Do we... dice it up?

[ What do you even do with a screaming plant...? ]
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[personal profile] baguablade 2017-12-11 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ But a plant with a mouth on it! How are they supposed to view it as nothing more than vegetation when the slightest bump might send it screaming again? It's too much like a real baby, Cain's not ready for this responsibility!

And on second thought, he's also not entirely sure he's ready to carve the thing up into itty bitty pieces.

He stares at the knife with dread now that he's faced with the very real prospect of having to open the bundle and have the thing screaming bloody murder while he, well, murders it.
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Ah... Or maybe we could just wrap it up a bit more securely?

[ They don't need to really knife their child, right? Right? ]
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[personal profile] baguablade 2017-12-15 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it's not!

[ He knows that! It's just a vegetable. A very loud vegetable that screams horrible bloody murder...

But it's still just a plant!

Even if he's feeling a little sorry for it...
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It's just... well, it's a bit hard to want to stab it when it sounds like that.
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[personal profile] baguablade 2017-12-19 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cain's shoulders slump with relief. He hadn't thought Leanne would make him, but... well, she might have teased him about it. But since she didn't, he gives her a brilliant smile and makes a show of carefully wrapping the cloth a bit tighter around the root. ]

We don't need too many, so we should have enough room to wrap them all up. Do you want to dig or bundle?